Rich Singapore

Sometimes i feel that some Singaporeans are just too rich. Studying to become a chef, of course i work in a kitchen environment. And working in the kitchen, i hear many weird orders such as this:

Server: New orderrr! One Char Siew Ramen everything don't want! Only want Char Siew!

Then the kitchen staffs and I will look at the server.

Kitchen Staff: Then only want Char Siew no ramen no soup no nothing arh!?
Server: Wait i go ask.
After a while,
Server: Ya only want Char Siew.
Kitchen Staff: Ok then charge the same price as the Char Siew ramen.
Kitchen Staff: Wah another rich guy. Never mind save our job.

It's true. Almost 1/5 of our orders are like that. Why don't they give the things they don't eat to their family who does? Maybe they are eating alone. Let us see another example:

Server: Eh, the family wants to pack this for their maid.

The kitchen staffs and I look at the leftovers. Only a piece of "tori kaarage" and few little pieces of garnishes are left.

I packed the stuff and hand over to the server.

Talking about rich. I guess some Singaporeans are really rich. And selfish.

Interview of the Party boy

As we know, today is Miss Cindy's birthday. Last night, lots of Cindy's friends gathered at East Coast Park BBQ pit number 25 to celebrate this happy moment. All of them enjoyed the night barbecueing, listening to songs, playing cards and drinking booze and ale. But just right after they sang a birthday song to Cindy, one of the guys got too over-excited and drank a little more than usual. After a series of "not walking straight", he decided that he would do push-ups to clear off the alcohol content in his blood. It started fine, but after abt 40 push-ups, he collapsed face down onto the sandy ground, stood up not long after, sat on a chair, and lie down on the stone table. In his deep sleep, he did alot of funny actions that he prefer not to disclose. 6am in the morning, everyone was leaving, so he had no choice but to get up from his beauty sleep. At last after lots of trouble, he managed to get home. Mr Richard Choy interviews.

Richard: Hi Mulianny.
Mulianny: Hi.
Richard: As we know, you are the drunk party boy's "da jie". so what do you think about his behavior during the whole of the party?
Mulianny: Oh when i first saw him at the BBQ pit, i thought he was already drunk. He was hugging guys naked and laughing to himself. But he was real drunk after 12am, when we were about to go play pool and billard.
Richard: I see. Well thanks for your time Ms Mulianny.

Richard: Hi Sir Jeremy, can i take a few mins of your time for interviewing?
Jeremy: Yes please.
Richard: So what really happened yesterday?
Jeremy: I have no idea. When i saw him yesterday, he was fine. But after a soccer match with the guys and the birthday song, then i realised that he was totally knocked out lying on the table.
Richard: Is that it?
Jeremy: Yeah. We went off quite early.
Richard: We?
Jeremy: Oh I mean I went off quite early.
Sir Jeremy gives a cheeky smile and face turns red.
Richard: Hmmm OK thanks alot.
Jeremy: No problem.

Richard: Hi Happy Birthday to you Cindy.
Cindy: Thank you.
Richard: So birthday girl, how come you went home so early last night or rather this morning?
Cindy: Oh because we were tired.
Richard: We?
Cindy: Opps. I'm tired yesterday.
Cindy's face turns red and ran away.
Richard: Hee Hee~~

Richard: Yo Weiming aka Party boy.
Weiming: WTF you wan from me? Go away asshole.
Richard: Just a few question before i leave.
Weiming: What?
Richard: Did you know that you had just make a fool out of yourself?
Weiming: What fool? What myself?
Richard: I think you are still drunk.
Weiming laughs and hug Richard, giving him a kiss.
Richard: Argh!! Shit you!!

Cute and funny animals

There are lots of people who are loving, caring, loving caring and caring loving. Who knows? You might be one. And of course loving caring and caring loving people like animals which are cute. Jax's friends will know that Jax is both a loving caring, and caring loving person. Let's not keep everybody waiting. Here are some cute anf interesting pictures of animals. Click the thumb to enlarge the picture.

Boss, we have an intruder!

It's more feminine to laugh like that.

Tricks or treat?

Ouch! My ....

Hey, somebody is peeping.

I want a ransom of 10mil!

Of course there are more interesting animals. If you are an animal lover and you have more pictures of these cute animals, please send them to hiromi86@hotmail.com. Thanx!

Public transports

As we know almost 3/4 of Singapore's residents take public transports when travelling. Public transport companies are already making millions per year, still they kept increasing the buses' and MRT's fare. Jax and friends passed by a bus stop at Orchard Road just yesterday and saw a poster indicating a fare increase. While we were looking and discussing about the fares and the statement "Donations to the Public Transports Fund", an man walked passed and spat on the ground.

Man: Damn it the fare is going up again.
Jax's friend, Dion: Woah Bro, careful on my Gucci shoe.
Dion looked up.
Dion: Woah ghos...
Dion fainted.
Man: Hey sorry about that. Just came from cosplaying at Orchard Road.
Being a friendly and sociable person, I introduced myself.
Jax: Hi I'm Jax and you are?
Man: Damn I arrived at Singapore last year, and this is the second time they are increasing the bus fare. I'm not taking any public transport anymore. Not in this life!
Jax and friends turned looking at a bus as it slowed down and stopped at the bus stop.
Man: I'm off.
The man ran into the bus.

So as we can see now, people are opposing the idea of increasing transport fares but nobody is doing anything about it. As a public transport taker, me too disagree with the increase of the fare.

We know that people have been complaining, but the increase is a must. We had been considering should we cancel the sudden increase. No way! You all might think we are greedy, but the truth is, we are not making any profits at all. Or rather the profits ain't enough. So we will bring up 7cents from the usual 63cents, with the effect of 1st July. Do not worry people, we have introduce the "Public Transport Fund". For ourselves of course. We are contributing the fund to the needy.

James Junior: Aiya. What you want me to say? No matter what I say, they oso won't change anything mah. Anyway, I had prepared myself by buying this!

Haha! Great right? Now I can save LOTS of bus fare by driving. Haha! Slowly wait for bus lah. What if I have a accident? Fuck you. My driving very good one ok. Don't kua sway me hor.
James turns, enters his nice Evo9 and drove off. A moment after that, we heard screeching of tyres and a loud BANG.

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